Biological Father Figure

by Dazzler

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1.	Everywhere You Look 00:45		buy track
2.	9 PM 00:55		buy track
3.	This Is Wrestling 02:37		buy track
4.	Clown Meat 01:56		buy track
5.	Sans Horatio Sanz 04:21		buy track
6.	He's A Ghost! 07:54		buy track
7.	Iris 2 01:29	info	buy track
8.	Not An Artist 02:03		buy track
9.	Patrik Stefan 04:29		buy track
10.	Ralph Wiggum (Rival Boys cover) 03:49	info	buy track
11.	Adventure Dave Pt.3 03:57		buy track
12.	I'm Not Protesting The Destruction Of This Forest (I Just Want You To Take Me With It) 06:16		buy track

about

"Unstoppable" - Rolling Stone (allegedly)
"A tour de France" - Popular Mechanics (maybe)
"10/10, Dazzler has done it again, by it I mean taken my son hostage to write this review" - Nobody you'd know

Buckle up you fucking assholes, Dazzler's back with 11 more incredible tracks and one awkward rap song that Ben insisted we keep on the album.

This album has it all : ups, downs, a song about clowns, a song about going to bed early, a song about Horatio Sanz, a Rival Boys cover, somehow there's not a weird sexual song on this one? I think? Wait holy shit really? I can't believe we did that. Nice one guys.

In these trying times, it's important to remember that you can join a band and play songs about how your clothes are always dirty and almost nobody can stop you (except for the police, do not tell the police about Dazzler.)

credits

released March 16, 2017

All songs written and performed by Dazzler, except for Ralph Wiggum originally by Rival Boys. And I mean honestly Iris 2 is just Iris with different lyrics and the Goo Goo Dolls wrote that one.

Dazzler is/was/continues to be:

Keith "Jackie Chan" Mclean - Guitars, Vocals
Andrew "Johnny Dickshot" de Koning - Guitars, Vocals
Ben "The Guy From Gumping" Nicholls - Guitars, Bass, Vocals
Joey "John Wayne Gacy" Robert - Drums, Rapping, El Producerino

Special guests :
Mike "Sassy" Elsasser - Sassophone
Foghorn Leghorn - I say I SAY boy