We Bought A Synth

by Dazzler

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1.	Upsidedown Crossfit 01:00	info	buy track
2.	That Boy Ain't Right 02:42	info	buy track
3.	Stan 2 01:01	info	buy track
4.	Tuff 04:59	info	buy track
5.	Double Threat 02:14	info	buy track
6.	Theme From Luke Humphris High School 02:17	info	buy track
7.	The Process 01:41	info	buy track
8.	Gun Shy 02:01	info	buy track
9.	Snap 03:37	info	buy track
10.	You No Talk To Me 04:10	info	buy track
11.	Can't 02:43	info	buy track
12.	Adventure Dave 5 04:23	info	buy track
13.	The Boys In Town Downtown 03:04	info	buy track

about

There comes a time in every band's life when they have to decide: will we give up, disband, move to the suburbs, have kids, and then later reform as a bad Stone Temple Pilots cover band? Or will we buy a synth?

Well, We Bought A Synth.

Andrew did at least.

This album is chock full of so many fucking bangers that you're gonna say stuff like "Damn, this album is chock full!" and then your friend will say "I know! And with so many bangers!".

We fired up our massive brains and used them to find so many nooks, so many crannies in which to stuff bangers. The banger density on this sumbitch has never before been achieved. You know how there's that room in Minnesota that is so quiet that when you're inside you can hear your own blood pumping and it makes you go insane? This is that, but with bangers.

Join us in this, our NINTH album, as we take a hard look at the concept and conceit of masculinity, asking questions like "Do you wanna fight?" "What makes a man pee" "Who gives us our muscles?" "What does taking the Bombay into the Cellar mean?" and many more.

This is Dazzler, and we love you.

credits

released July 19, 2019

Andrew de Koning - James Hetfield
Keith Mclean - Kirk Hammet
Ben Nicholls - Rob Trujillo
Joey Robert - Lars Ulrich
Sam Sholdice - Bob Rock